Jeg har den siste uken vært i korrespondanse med en vennlig nigerianer, som har valgt ut nettopp meg for en bissnissdeal som vil gjøre oss begge til millionærer! Lets watch!

Leopolds eposter er skrevet i vanlig skrift, mine er i italic og med innrykk. Fet skrift som denne er mine kommentarer lagt til i ettertid.

MR. LEO MATHEW
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA

Courtesy of business opportunity, I take liberty anchored on strong desire to solicit for your assistance on this mutual beneficiary and risk free transaction with you, which I hope you give urgent
attention. To be precise,
I came to know of you in my private search for a realiable and
reputable person to handle this confidential transaction which involves the transfer of the sum 5.2Million(FIVE Million TWO Hundred Thousand United States.
I am Mr. Leo Mathew Senior manager of ABSA BANK Limited JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA. In my department, we discovered an abandoned sum of US$ 5.2Million(Five Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) inan account that belongs to one of our customers who died along with hisentire family in 1988 Lockerbie Pan American Airline plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applied for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking procedures, but unfortunately to no avail and nobody has come forward to claim the money.
Therefore, upon this discovery that I and other two officials in my department now decide to establish a cordial business relationship with you,hence by contacting you.We want you to purportedly present your good self as the next of kin or relation of the deceased so that we can release the fund (money) into your account for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and again we do not want the money to go intothe government account as unclaimed bill .The banking law and procedures here in stipulates that any accounts abandoned or dormant for a period of some years is
subject to be closed and all money contained therein will be for feited to the government treasury account. Now it is being speculated that the above sum will be transferred into government treasury account as unclaimed fund on or before august 2005. The reason for you to present your good self as the next of kin is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner.
Mode of Sharing After the successful completion of the transfer is as follows, for the role you will be expected to play in the whole exercise, we have agreed to give you Thirty (20%) of the total
sum,and 10% has been set aside for the expenses we are going to encounter by both parties in the process of this transaction and the
remaining 70% shall be for my colleagues and I in support of the aforementioned,you are urged to reply this letter indicating your readiness and interest to participate in the business.

After your reply, you will be advised on the next step after wards. Iquite believe that you will protect our interest by keeping this busines stop secret and confidential. Your interest will be equally protected, as we must maintain maximum confidentiality.
Trusting to hear from you.

Yours faithfully
MR. Leo Mathew

Dear mr LEO MATHEW.

Wowie Zowie thats a whole lot of moolah! I could sure use that money to buy some Trøndersodd (thats norwegian and means paying of my morgage).

I understand, of course the necessity of keeping our little buisnessplan secret.
Whats next Leo?

Sincerely yours,
Meg A. Mads

hello,sir

1)Terms percetage of shring the money 50,50.
2)You need to send me your bank wire transfer informention including your bank accout number routing number and beneficiary including bank addres.
3)Your passport copy showing name and other evidens.
Thanks,MR,LEO,MATTEW,DONALD is my nic name that they called me in my bank don,t worry about that thanks and GOD bless u.

50/50 ? Det holder rett og slett ikke! Fik!

Hello sir!

50/50 ? This is an insult! Come on man, im doing all the work and taking all the risks here! I want 80 percent and I want you to apologize for making such an offensive offer. You will not hear from me again, until i recive an adequate offer.

Sinc Yours,

Meg A. Mads

Hello, sir

Sorry if that sound like an insult to your personality.I will like to offer you 70 percent for your part in this transaction,moreover i need you to forward the, neccessary informantion i requested from you earlier to enable a lawyer prepare a power of attorney to fascilitate and effect the wire transfer immediately.As a reminder i will cover both parts so the risk is very limited.
Thanks,MR LEO

Heydeeho, mr Donald Leo Peter Matthew!

It is settled then, i get 90%. It is such an unearthly delight doing buisness with a good man like you. So what exactly does your lawyer need of me?

Do you think I should get a lawyer too? Then I could come to your country and we could race them around and junk!

But i digress, what do you need from me to get this transaction going? I desperately need the money!

Sinc yours,
Meg A. Mads

Hello,sir

How are you doing i hope all is well with you and family .Like i vequested ealier in my last mail to you ,I need you to forward to me via email your banking wire informantions and a copy of your passport international and address to enable retain an attorney here you do not need a lawyer in your country now, if one will be needed i will advice you .

We will also require a direct phone number that you can be contacted at anytime.
Remenber we will have to keep it confidentality and secrecy is the most important aspect of this transaction.

Thanks ,Leo

Hello Leo Donald Peter!

Lets drop the formalities! We are buisnesspartners now, no need to call me sir. Please call me by my nickname, used only by my dearest of friends and family, Ørnulf. Would you mind if i called you Leopold?

You know i need this money sooner than like, super soon! I have gotten myself into a horrible taxmess, and i could sure use ninety percent of five point two hundered thousand millions dollars right now.

Enclosed are copys of my passport and international bank details. Im not very good with the computers so i had my uncles sisters niese scan them for me. She is such a tease, with a tickly mustache! She sends her warm regards!

As you can see on my passport picture i recently had some work done on my teeth, and they didnt do a good job. Can you see it? Since I dont have an attorney, i was wondering if you could ask yours if i might could sue them for malpractice? If i get any reimbursement ill share it with you, 30/79!

Now that you have seen my face, may i ask for a picture of you? Im an oldfashioned kind of buisnessman, and i like to know the face of the man im doing business with.

best regards to you, your family, friends and neighborinos!
-Meg A. Mads
(Spøkelseskladden)

Denne gule lappen var min bankinformasjon. Passet er speilvendt og opp ned, og det eneste lesbare er “Meg A Mads” (Ja, bildet er av Tande P ).

Hello,MR Ornulf

Thanks for your reply .I have a copy of your international passport ,which is highly appreciated but could not print out your banking informantions which is very neccessary to enable me finalize this transaction . Call me Larry (code name) just for secrecy sake. As for the lawyer issue ,I am dealing with you ,

THE lawyer issue is only for the legal protocols needed by the bank to enable the paper work for the transfer which i am an insider.
I will also need you to send me a very confidential phone number in case i want to contact you for verification .I will send you via email my picture to enable you identify me when we meet for my share of the deal.

sincerely.

Ååå.. Jeg trenger ingen advokat, Larry/Leo/Donald/Peter skal gi meg finansielle råd.. Dumme meg…

Hello Larry Donald Leo Peter, my dearest friend and business partner!

How are you feeling? Is everything well?

Did you ask your lawyer about my teeth? Do you think i might have a case?

I included my banking information in my last correspondance to you, was it not clear enough?
I will include a B62-X note from my bank with this email to make sure you have the information you need.

Also I must insist of having a picture of my newfound friend and buisness partner. Please send me a picture of you, holding up a note with MEG A MADS written on it so that i know that it is you. It is most vital for keeping our business relationship in a healthy spirit and an imortant custom in my country!

God bless you,
-Ørnulf Meg A. Mads

Ikke noe svar på en stund, jeg følte at det var på tide å følge opp.

Hey Leopold!

I forgot to give you my phone number which is 206-203-1321.
Remember the picture, with a note with my name on it to certify our business agreement.

-Meg A Mads

Hello,Ornulf,

I am very sorry to let you know that am looking for a more reasonable and serious partner to handle this transaction .Refrenring your mail to me,You are more of a joke than a business man, Or i may be misunderstanding you.Get serious or serap it.
WE are tulking of five million dollers here.U Have not giveing me your banks informantion.

sincerely.Larry

Haha.. var på tide at han begynte å lukte lunta. I tilegg har han lagt igjen denne beskjeden på voicemailen jeg hadde satt opp mot telefonnummeret han fikk. Priceless Det er uansett på tide å gi fyren en liten fik for å ikke følge madsistisk buisnessetikette.

Donald!

I have given you my bank information on two occasions. I have also provided you with my passport and my phonenumber. You on the other hand has done nothing to prove how serious you are about this deal.
And now you have the nerve to call me a joke? Prove you are serious by sending the picture as I mentioned in an earlier mail, or kiss this deal goodbye!

-Meg A

2 dager passerte, ingen svar å få. Det virker som om the jig is up. Men vi fikk kastet bort litt nigeriansk svindlertid og må se seg godt fornøyd med det!

What the hell is wrong with you Donald?

Here I am, ready as a fucking egg to do business and you wuss out on me! I can clearly see you are not serious about transferring millions of dollars. There wasnt even a fee for me to pay!

You are clearly an asshat of cosmic proportions. Eat poo and croak, mugu.

-meg a mads

Jeg trodde faktisk at jeg hadde hørt det siste fra min venn Leo (I og med at jeg i den siste mailen til han forklarte at jeg skjønte at han var en svindler)

Men nei da! Denne lodotten sender meg faktisk et bilde. Et photoshoppet bilde, men dog!

Han var elskverdig nok til å skrive et par ord også:

Fint at han skjønner hvem som er sjefen, men det må da for i helvete gå an å gjøre ting ordentlig!

Dear Donald.

Thankyou for your mail, I like the tone of your voice better now. Don’t you dare take than tone with me again, young man!

Now i have two (2) things I think you should know:

1) My name is not “Mega Mad”. It is Mega Mads! Learn how to make a S, you silly man.
2) Also, I can tell that this picture is an obvious forgery. In other words : ITS CLEARLY A FAKE, ASSHAT!

Include a decent picture in your next mail, and I will send you my bank details a third time!

-Mega Mads

Skulle det dukke opp noe mer fra vår favorittsvindler gjennom tidene, skal jeg selvfølgelig holde dere oppdatert. Men nå har jeg vel egentlig mine tvil…